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Gladys
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Singapore

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My reaction when someone takes food off my plate..

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I was born to be happy, not normal.

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The feeling of having new and clean bed sheets:

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joanegbert:

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studdedbeauty:

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luceyy:

baby-trash:

don’t fucking do this.

No no no

I fucking hate people like this. Having a companion animal is a commitment and if you can’t handle that then DON’T GET ONE!

I have a friend who constantly adopts dogs but only keeps them for a few months after talking about how much they love them and than saying they can’t take care of them or theres no room for them and take them back to the shelter. don’t fucking adopt animals if you can’t take care of them. let a family who is able to give them a forever home adopt them!! bugs me, shes had 9 dogs in 2013 and two new ones already this year. 

I HATE PEOPLE WHO DO THIS. IF YOU WANT A DOG THAT WILL STAY LITTLE AND FLUFFY, BUY A FUCKING CHIHUAHUA. I’m studying to become a vet and if anyone ever brings in their animal to be put down because they ”don’t want it anymore,” I’ll fucking put them down.

Okay guys i’ts one thing if you have to give up your beloved pet because of something that’s out of your control, something serious thta you cannot help!

BUT DON’G JUST GIVE UP YOUR PET BECAUSE IT’S GETTING TOO BIG OR IT’S NOT LITTLE OR FLUFFY ANY MORE IF YOU WANT A PET LIKE THAT THAT WILL STAY LIKE THAT LOOK FOR SMALL BREEDS OR GET A FERRET OR A HAMSTER DON’T JUST GET THE PUPPY AND THEN GIVE IT UP WHEN IT GROWS UP. 

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renkris:

Gordon Ramsay doesn’t care about your gender, race, or creed. All he cares about is that you can cook.

The contestant, Christine, is blind, and he lets her know exactly what he thinks of her dish.

OMG I was preparing myself to be enraged by him making some horrible comment but now I’m crying in Starbucks GOD DAMMIT

Christ I am not okay with these fEELINGS

IM BAWLING

That’s so cute I wanna cry

Is there a Gordon Ramsay fan base on this site??? And where can i join???

Spoilers, she won. Her cookbook is on sale now.

Also, this is the very first apple pie she ever made.

Also, can we please take notice OF HOW HE DESCRIBES IT FOR HER? Ramsay was extremely conscious during the entire season that she would require different tactics than the other contestants; this was not the only time he became her eyes, nor the only time he did things like that scrape of the knife so she could actually have a sense of her work.

And if you really want to bawl like a baby? During final four or final three, I forget which, the remaining contestants got photos from home. Christine’s husband sent their wedding photo—which she had never seen. Ramsay paused before starting the challenge to describe to her not only her husband—the look of love and joy on his face—but also herself as a bride, so she could see in her mind how the two of them looked together on their wedding day.

It was extremely obvious nobody had ever thought to do that before.

This man should be a fucking icon not just for his cooking, but for how he treats those who are different. During the same season he asked a handsome young man, making conversation during auditions, if he had a girlfriend. The man responded that he was gay. Ramsay, without missing a beat: “I’m sorry. Have you got a boyfriend, then?” No drama, no “oh my GOSH! You’re GAY? TOKEN CHARACTER :DDDD” just a very quick, simple whoops-my-mistake and the corrected inquiry. And then he never brought it up again! It was just a thing he learned, getting to know a contestant.

Yes, he can be harsh on MasterChef and downright cruel on Hell’s Kitchen (although if you were a sous chef and you served me raw pork that was not pork tartare, I’d scream too). But he’s not an ogre; he’s a polite man with a gigantic heart who simply happens to take no shit from those who should know better.

Jesus, this actually made me cry. I rarely ever cry.

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Naughty!!!(‘:

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What a student gave to one of my teachers

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What a student gave to one of my teachers

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hohoehoes:

we should all give the utmost respect to organ donors

it takes guts to do what they do

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porkrub:

*me eating something*: this taste like ass

mom: how do u know what ass tastes like lol 

me: 

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jesuschristvevo:

would you like some cream cheese on your beagle

keep your cream cheese away from my dog

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So cute and happy (,:

So cute and happy (,:

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